Missing Title - a Blog Post by ICDeadPeople2

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2459 posts
2/27/2009 8:36 pm

Missing Title

Piano Man by* Billy Joel
Bardicman by* The Ghost Writer ICDeadPeople2

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd starts to breathe
There's an old man logging on right now
And he looking for something to read

He says, " can write me a funny post
I'm not really sure what you got
But it's been awhile
And I am ready to smile
Now give me what I need the most."

typey type typey type typey typey type.....

(Chorus)
Write us a post your the bardicman
Tell us your down on your luck
or write something erotic and make us girls wet.
A shame your too damn ugly to fuck

Now Diggerman in MO is a friend of mine
He gives me much laughs for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up a smoke
And there's no place that he'd rather be

He says, "Bard, I believe this is killing me"
I no longer have to masturbate
With lots of hype, my blog I will type
I just wish I could learn to punctuate....

typey type typey type typey typey type.....

Now [blog _Safira] is a dominatrix
she works hard and don't take no flack
Don't give her no lip, She's quick with her whip
Just look at these stripes on my back....

And now Ginger is practicing politics
As the men slowly shake their head
Yes their reading and responding as best they know how.
But they'd rather read about her in bed.

(Chorus)
Write us a post your the bardicman
write us one that don't suck
Well we're all in the mood to get real horny
And you're just to ugly to fuck

It's a damn good response for a Saturday
You bein here makes me wanna smile
'Cause I know what you need is something good to read
And forget about life for a while

All the wheels in my brain are turning now
And my keyboard is nothing to fear
When you visit my blog I pant like a dog
And say "I'm really so happy your here?"

typey type typey type typey typey type.....

(Chorus)
Write us a post your the bardicman
nothing gross we don't want to upchuck
We might even pay you but there's now way we would lay you
cause your to gad damned ugly to fuck !!

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

RAInBow

oldman1774 85M

2/27/2009 9:09 pm

I always said you were to ugly to fuck.

rm_mutiger2009 69M

2853 posts
2/27/2009 10:10 pm

"typey type typey type typey typey type....."

I especially like that line! 'Never saw it in any of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's poems! But then again they didn't have keyboards back during Henry's time! He had only pen and ink.

"scratchy scratch scratchy scratch scratchy scratchy scratch ...."

rm_DaphneR 65F

8019 posts
2/27/2009 11:48 pm

Hey, is this recycled poetry?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

woofff 48F

2/28/2009 5:53 am

It's a damn good response for a Saturday
You bein here makes me wanna smile
'Cause I know what you need is something good to read
And forget about life for a while

I do. This was so much fun.

sugar_britches57 67F

2/28/2009 6:43 am

Butterflies are free...so am I

LustyTaurus 55M

21250 posts
2/28/2009 10:43 am

well done sir!...

I don't don't think you're that ugly...I'll definately keep you on my short list for the next time I get stood up by everyone else I have on my A list...does that make you feel better?

rm_DaphneR 65F

8019 posts
2/28/2009 7:28 pm

Hey people, just passing on a bit of information to you. I just got off the phone with IC. He called me from the hospital. He had a heart attack last night. They will be doing a procedure on Monday to see if he needs a stent to open an artery or not. Keep him in your prayers.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

woofff 48F

3/1/2009 1:02 am

Oh no. That is terrible. Thanks for letting us know Daphne.

A55mobile 96F

3/1/2009 7:23 am

here through oldman's words...
In my thoughts and prayers, keep strong and believe!! Get home healthy again! you must!!!

rm_1hotwahine 70F

21089 posts
3/1/2009 10:22 am

You had a WHAT??? Holy shit! It took me this long to figure out that your regular blog is out of order.

You are in my thoughts and prayers and I hope that they find their way across the Pacific and don't get lost in Nevada or somewhere. But seriously, I'll be keeping in touch with Daph, cause I really care.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

demonicsexkitten 48F

10694 posts
3/1/2009 1:35 pm

I read about what happened on oldman's blog...

My thoughts and prayers are with you. Hope you're up and about (and back blogging!) soon. *HUG*

rm__Safira 60F

11258 posts
3/1/2009 4:30 pm

And Safira the retired Dominatrix
She's been retired for awhile
But she knows Bard's a fan
of the flogger, Oh man
So She whips him in shape, in such style ...

*giggle* / Love you, my friend! *gentle hugs* /

This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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bluenfree 67M

2475 posts
3/1/2009 4:59 pm

Get well. You're too damn young and ugly to die.

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. - Winston Churchill

LustyTaurus 55M

21250 posts
3/1/2009 6:34 pm

Hey Bard...I hope you get well soon friend, and I didn't mean to shock you into a heart incident with my earlier comment!...

Seriously, you will be in my thoughts and prayers.

sugar_britches57 67F

3/1/2009 6:35 pm

Hey Sweetie ~~ Get better soon and for gosh sakes do what the doctors and Babe tell you to!!!! Thinking of you ~~

Butterflies are free...so am I

rm_mutiger2009 69M

2853 posts
3/1/2009 10:10 pm

'Gettin' tired of this shit ol' boy! I was forced to say a few nice words at your funeral awhile back. Then you were miraculously resurrected on the third day. Now you've gone and had a damned heart attack!

IF this is really true, I'm pullin' for ya ol' boy! If this is just another one of those Blogville schemes to pull upon our heart strings, I'm gonna wring your scrawny neck!

The OldFart sent me over to light a candle, say a prayer or buy you some rum. I burnt my fingers tryin' to light the candle, and I ended up drinkin' the rum. 'Guess I'll just have to say a prayer!

papyrina 58F

21123 posts
3/1/2009 10:12 pm

Honey my thought and prayers are with you

thanks Daphne xxx

I'm a

and
i'm here to stay

MzGoddessDomina 53F

59726 posts
3/2/2009 12:08 am

Well wishes to you! Get well soon!

oldman1774 85M

3/2/2009 5:49 am

Son my prayers are with you. Do what the Doc tells you, and get back here.

SverigesAngel 60F

17328 posts
3/2/2009 8:34 am

That was fantabulous... Wish I had something to blog about!

The Swedish Angel
What are we reading
Those that makes me go hmmmmm

rm_FXSBOB3 48M

4437 posts
3/2/2009 11:40 am

Best Wishes for full and fast recovery!

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sexymermaid6956 70F

26383 posts
3/2/2009 3:36 pm

i came through Pappys blog

hey my friend...you will do ok ..you have alot of prayers comming your way!!!!hugsssssssss...

[]

Seduce my mind and my body

rm_impish_pixie 61F

6862 posts
3/2/2009 7:26 pm

Dammit Bardi....GET WELL...your Pixil is worried.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

rm_bella_ 54F

4029 posts
3/2/2009 7:58 pm

I just saw the post on Mermaids blog.....get well soon my friend. I am sending you all my prayers for a speedy recovery.

rm_1hotwahine 70F

21089 posts
3/2/2009 11:00 pm

LustyTaurus

a...HA! so it's your fault!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

welshdragon10 67M

10266 posts
3/3/2009 4:46 am

YES SIR THAT,S ME UGLY AS FUCK

ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD
THE PAST WE CANNOT CHANGE
BUT THE FUTURE IS OUR,S TO WRITE

blockhead37 55M

3/3/2009 5:33 am

I got here by way of sexymermaids blog... I'm wishing all the best for you...

A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.

bodyandsoulforu 73M

3/3/2009 8:13 am

A canadian goose said you were not up to par. Here's a goose and a get well to get you back up on your feet again. Just watch out for the goose shit when you start walking again. You know that sexymermaid could never control herself!

Get well!!!!