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A little Israeli humor.
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A little Israeli humor. By the Israeli humorist, Efraim Kishon:  Israel is a country surrounded on all sides by enemies, but the people's headaches are caused by the neighbors upstairs. Israel is a country where the same drivers who cuss you and flip you the bird will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of help if you look like you need it. Israel is the only country in the world with bus drivers and taxi drivers who read Spinoza and Maimonides. Israel is the only country in the world where no one cares what rules say when an important goal can be achieved by bending them. Israel is the only country in the world where reservists are bossed around and commanded by officers, male and female, younger than their own . Israel is the only country in the world where "small talk" consists of loud, angry debate over politics and religion. Israel is the only country in the world where the coffee is already so good that Starbucks went bankrupt trying to break into the local market. Israel is one of the few places in the world where the sun sets into the Mediterranean Sea . Israel is the only country in the world whose soldiers eat three sets of salads a day, none of which contain any lettuce (which is not really a food), and where olives ARE a food and even a main course in a meal, rather than something one tosses into a martini. Israel is the only country in the world where one is unlikely to dig a cellar without hitting ancient archaeological artifacts. which we did in an archeologic dig Israel is the only country in the world where the leading writers in the country take buses. Israel is the only country in the world where the graffiti is in Hebrew. Israel is the only country in the world where the "black folks" walking around all wear yarmulkes. Israel is the only country in the world that has a National Book Week, during which almost everyone attends a book fair and buys books. Israel is the only country in the world where the ultra-Orthodox Jews beat up the police and not the other way around. Israel is the only country in the world where inviting someone "out for a drink" means drinking cola, coffee or tea. Israel is the only country in the world where bank robbers kiss the mezuzah as they leave with their loot. Israel is one of the few countries in the world that truly likes and admires the United States . Israel is the only country in the world that introduces applications of high-tech gadgets and devices, such as printers in banks that print out your statement on demand, years ahead of the United States and decades ahead of Europe . Israel is the only country in the world where everyone on a flight gets to know one another before the plane lands. In many cases, they also get to know the pilot and all about his health or marital problems. Israel is the only country in the world where no one has a foreign accent because everyone has a foreign accent. Israel is the only country in the world where people cuss using dirty words in Russian or Arabic because Hebrew has never developed them. Israel is the only country in the world where patients visiting physicians end up giving the doctor advice. Israel is the only country in the world where everyone strikes up conversations while waiting in lines. Israel is the only country in the world where people call an attaché case a "James Bond" and the "@" sign is called a "strudel". Israel is the only country in the world where there is the most mysterious and mystical calm ambience in the streets on Yom Kippur, which cannot be explained unless you have experienced it. Sunsets in Jerusalem are gorgeous every evening. Israel is the only country in the world where people read English, write Hebrew, and joke in Yiddish. |
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This photo is Brilliant!   Warm Apple (insert 'at' sign) cos AdultFriendFinder wont let me hahahaaa......Mmmmmm Nummy num nums!!!    lol Dumb site! Kissu  Shazzi
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Great post - gives new meaning to the word "Pais". What would the bal shem tov think? Best thing about this post my friend, is the wonderful diversity of the people you got to read it. Japaneseass? EroticaXTC? If we can get those little hotties on our side, we're halfway there!
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That photo is hysterical. the "@" sign is really called a "strudel"? How does someone give her email? wildslutangel22 strudel yahoo?????? That's crazy.  -tm
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That photo is hysterical. the "@" sign is really called a "strudel"? How does someone give her email? wildslutangel22 strudel yahoo?????? That's crazy.
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So what is the story behind the long curly sideburns TM? -tm
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There is a large population of the Hassidic Jewish people in Bethlehem New Hampshire. The pic looks like the way the men wear their hair. Cute pic. It sounds like a beautiful place but all the turmoil over that way makes me stay away.  She broke your throne, she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the Halleluljah. -Cohen
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So what is the story behind the long curly sideburns TM?
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you are one knowledgeable person...lol...love the pics...how did you find these??? i mean...really???
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... seeing Woody Allen now... And hearing klezmer... Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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