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mMmm... cheese
mMmm... cheese So you guys out there who have chosen post a dick pic as the best version of you - not impressed. you know what would be impressive about that dick pic.. the penis doing something productive. you really wanna get me interested in turning a new leaf and pulling my panties the side - show me a dick pic where laundry is being put away, dishes washed, trash being taken out, vacuuming, toilet paper placed back on the roll! man that would unbutton my blouse and spread my legs quicker than a GYN visit. otherwise you are just another useless sack of skin attached to a useless sack of skin that posted the saddest version of yourself. it would be more enticing to see a block of cheese than your cookie cutter penis on display. That being said, if you've posted a block of cheese as your profile pic I would be more inclined to consider you for a roll in hay as I<b> love </font></b>cheese.. that is, unless of course your penis can demonstrate ironing. |
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