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Blogs > potbelliedman > Whats going on in this world?

Why does one ball hang lower then the other?  

potbelliedman 48M
1042 posts
10/9/2006 5:42 pm

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10/17/2006 8:26 pm
Why does one ball hang lower then the other?
I never thought about that as a .
Sometime in my adult life I realized it was so that they don't clank in to each other when we guys walk around or run.
As it gets colder a lot of us are gonna realize that our balls are gonna wanna move up closer to our warmer abdomens.
The real reason for this post is because I am just happy to have a pair of them. (Except for those moments when someone is kicking at them, accidentally, or on purpose.)
Life is much easier because of it.
I can appreciate that women can use their charm to have an easier life, if nature was kind with their looks, or if they know how to use what they got to ooze with sexuality.
But for me.....A lowbrow, ugly man....I am just glad to have balls.
And grateful for the chance to unload them once in a while.
I think I am really tired and hungry now....So I'll leave the rest up to you and your comments.
Ken
LilSquirt_4mfm 74M/74F
3394 posts
10/9/2006 9:18 pm

 well, i have had this theory a looooong time ...... and having kept track ....... left leaning kinda guys have left one lower ...... and conversly .... u guessed it.

Theory holding up so pretty good so far ... but of coures my study is not cumplete.

Yes, i kinda figured "chance to unload them" could make u greatfull .... another titbit i learned bi observation, lol

Lil♥Jessica♥SQuirt
My ♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Blog


potbelliedman replies on 10/10/2006 6:22 pm:
Don't know exactly what you mean by left leaning kinda guys, but okay.
I am glad I am not the only one who contemplated this before.
Good luck with your study.
Keep us posted.
Ken

lonelyinpa77 46F

10/9/2006 11:19 pm

 First of all u are not ugly. Second of all who cares how ur balls hang. As long as everything works,its all good.Now its time for my ass to be in bed.


potbelliedman replies on 10/10/2006 6:24 pm:
Thanks for the compliment.
I care how they hang...cuz it sucks to squish them. LOL.
Have fun in bed, but not too much....don't wanna wake the neighbors.
Ken

rm_SultryVirgo 55F
566 posts
10/10/2006 7:27 pm

 Ken your attractive, and I might add that has nothing to do with your looks (which there is nothing wrong with anyway) !

By the way did you know that most women's breasts, one is bigger then the other and they don't hang evenly?

Looks don't mean shit, we all have to open our mouth's and deliver in the end don't we?

Sultry


potbelliedman replies on 10/10/2006 8:58 pm:
Why thank you Sultry,
I did know about the boobs not being symmetric on most women.
And your right, we do have to risk showing ourselves in our words.
We are all so much more complicated then our balls and boobs.
Ken

juicy856 46M/41F
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10/10/2006 8:25 pm

 congrats on your balls and unloading them every now and then, glad your happy with them. now go get you some food and say good night to your balls for me


potbelliedman replies on 10/10/2006 9:01 pm:
Okay Juicy,
I'll tell all three of them good night for you.
wait a minute....one of them seems to be missing.....and I did just see the dog running around with something in his mouth....
God damnit......
Ken

lonelyinpa77 46F

10/10/2006 9:14 pm

 Kinda hard to wake the neighbors when its only me in bed. And I killed my vibrator and haven't gotten a new one. Dam I need laid.Have fun w/ur balls.


potbelliedman replies on 10/11/2006 3:30 pm:
Lonely, Don't be so hard on those things...they are just plastic.
Grab a guy and get the real deal, and you'll have those neighbors pounding on your door in no time.

juicy856 46M/41F
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10/10/2006 10:30 pm

 what is the dog doing with your balls? how on earth did that happen and why would a warrior like you let the dog take you um....ball? i blame darth vader


potbelliedman replies on 10/11/2006 3:32 pm:
Now you did it Juicy.
When I met Darth Vader for the fist time, and he started pulling all that "Yes Ken, I am your father..." crap I wanted to punch him right in the green buttons...but then when he told me that I'd always be daddy's "Little squirt" I could not resist laughing and kicking him in his balls.
What I do with my dog is my business....hehehehe, and it's mine so I can wash it as much as I want to.
Ken

juicy856 46M/41F
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10/11/2006 10:03 pm

 did the dog get one of Darth balls too after kicking them out of place????


potbelliedman replies on 10/11/2006 10:58 pm:
No....but the dog did pee on his red buttons and made him short circut.
I think the dog then teabaged that little tryangle breathing thing on his mask after that.
Ken

juicy856 46M/41F
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10/12/2006 3:13 pm

 you should have gotten a picture of that, i'd blow it up poster size


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